BECUASE WE WANT TO COMMUNICATE

We offer a different service: we may be a startup,

but you downloaded our app, didn’t you? Right.

So. We know the copy editor at this publishing house, and

we can get him, if need be, to change the spelling of a word

in the next book the recipient of your message will buy.

This affects the tone of the whole paragraph, of course.

Only a philistine who knows nothing of literature would deny it.

If that does not send a message, well, we cannot be responsible

for the company you keep, friend, now can we.