How to feel healthy

Fill a Coca-Cola bottle up

with water, and drink it.


Eat all parts of your apple,

including sticker and plastic bag.


Do buy a Mars bar and eat it

but wash it under the tap first.


Lift your phone to your ear 15 times a day.

Repeat on the other side.


Lose weight by cleaning your ears

and blowing your nose.


On your way to pub drinks,


get lost five times, go home.